I think I broke Harry Potter



So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one…

(via inapprehension)



what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat

i think that’s a world I would love to live in

but imagine finding a cat in your bath

just a wild cat in the bath


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she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

"i bring you dis."

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one of my favorite times ever was when i had made an animal crossing artist booth at a con and called it nook’s cranny
and everyone loved it

even had all 24 hours of animal crossing music playing on the speakers the whole time

(via fuckyeah-animalcrossing)

(Source: nookly, via famousmushroom)



This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 


(Source: sizvideos, via wandonthewing)




i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

these hands don’t discriminate

Not a damn thing in this country ever gets done without my direct involvement and I still managed to find the time to defeat the king of all dragons with my fucking voice but, sure, I’ll go to Whiterun and take shit from some annoying kid. Thanks, Bethesda.


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Updated Science: Why Do Mosquito Bites Itch?


Why Do Mosquito Bites Itch?

  • As summer ends, this science from 2011 holds true: mosquito bites are, by all reports, still itchy.

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Well, the surprise is that you are not at a dinner party. You’re at our wedding. 

this was so heartwarming.

(Source: totalparksandrec)

(Source: totalparksandrec)