Some say, he’s a coke bottle on the weekends..
oh I’m so funny, made myself chuckle
Vincent Van Goat, from the Clackamas County Fair Goat Costume Contest. He won. I was so excited for him!
I think I broke Harry Potter -
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one…
what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in
but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
these hands don’t discriminate
Not a damn thing in this country ever gets done without my direct involvement and I still managed to find the time to defeat the king of all dragons with my fucking voice but, sure, I’ll go to Whiterun and take shit from some annoying kid. Thanks, Bethesda.