January 2011
The Dating Counter
I wrote this for my new OKCupid profile (I’m trying the site after a 2 year hiatus). It’s not exactly appropriate for how I should address myself to guys, but Leah thought it was funny enough for me to share with you all.
These sites always feel like you’re at a deli counter looking for some roast beef. Or maybe ham. Or, if you’re lucky, a really nice mortadella or...
