dammit, on tumblr when cutting onions AGAIN.

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queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via chellysaidwhat)

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

actual a-list actor chris pratt.

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talkingtotheanimals:

stumpcon 2014 was a rousing success & word on the street is that attendees who preordered their badges were allowed to spend one extra hour with the stump what an honor

talkingtotheanimals:

stumpcon 2014 was a rousing success & word on the street is that attendees who preordered their badges were allowed to spend one extra hour with the stump what an honor

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fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

I am so glad this promoted post came up cos LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

I am so glad this promoted post came up cos LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

dciskey:

phoning-it-in:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

oh my god 

There are some errors here but I definitely never wished to be born earlier when I was a teen in the ’90s so maybe they’re onto something.

as a teenage girl in this era - good lord what are you talking about with the makeup? you can blame my peers for raccoon eyes. and for abercrombie and fitch. and my body dysmorphia? goes back to the 90s. the music was way better though.

pelvicthrustration:

whinyspice:

THERES FUCKIN ICE CUBES ON YOUR NOSE STOP RIGHT NOW

omg the one that’s passed out

it’s hot out. this makes it better.

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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