The ultimate dad joke compilation
we went into a coffee shop advertising organic coffee
he asked the barista if the coffee was free range as well
then spent the whole time laughing as the barista ran off to ask his manager.
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“They were like Romeo and Juliet, just on heroin.”“All they want to talk about is how much drugs Kurt and I did. That is not all we did. We had a life. We ate breakfast. We ate lunch. We ate dinner. We rented movies, and ate ice cream. We would read out loud to each other almost every night, and we prayed every night. We had some fucking dignity.” - Courtney Love
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